Trechinsky

“planer for nyttårsaften…rakettforbud? ha! vi har plenty”

Talsperson for Felleskjøpets fyrverkeriutsalg

På gulvet i nærheten av pauserommet til ein “alt”omfattende sikkerhetskontrolltjeneste fant me denne post-it lappen.

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“Penis Pokey” er en illustrert bok hvor Norges fremste forskere på området fallos har samarbeidet om å oppnå det ypperste innen litteratur. Forfatter: Bernaard et al.

Bokas fokus samles rundt sentrum – der en stor sirkel er klippet ut. Hver side tilbyr en spennende ny scene. Fortellingen gir uttrykk for livsvisdom og årelang erfaring. Dette skal stimulere mannlige lesere til å forstå hvilken historie det egentlig forsøkes å fortelle, nemlig anekdoter fra gledesfulle, ekte og emosjonelle liv.

Aktivitetsbokens illustrasjoner blir kun fullført når hullet på hver side fylles. Boka vil garantert spre glede for bokormer av ymse slag. Hver side tilbyr en ny scene hvor mannlige lesere kan være midtpunktet i fortellingen. Den kan kjøpes i de fleste bokhandlere, men også leses på din Kindle I’d like to read this book on Kindle

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Etter ein hodeløs fremførelse av sin nye vise på den lokale høstrevyen blei Gunnlaug banket opp utenfor Ungdomslaget av seks personar med utenlandsk opprinnelse.

“det er fleire deilige norsk-paki damer på skulen, og eg har flørtet med ei” var den musikalske uttalelsen som satte sinnene i kok.

- I etterkant ser eg jo at det ikkje var noko sjakktrekk, no har eg forsont meg med at det ikkje kan bli noko tvangsekteskap med det første.

Ved å pumpe jern og drikke protein shake skal han oppnå den rette viking-don juan mojo. Han viser til sin søken på å assimilere seg meg med det überseksuelle mannsideal og ønske om å negere de metroseksuelle verdiene som dominerer i mange.

-Har ditt politiske ståsted blitt påvirket av hendelsene?

-NRKs valgomat vil ha meg i SV, blant flagreskjerf-pasifister og pedagoger.

Kommer denne hendelsen tydelig til uttrykk i det lyrikkiske landskapet denne lovende trubaduren beveger seg innen?

- Jeg har nok blitt en del mer macho og pro-israelsk – ja!

- Men hvordan kommer dette til utrykk i musikken din?

- Det er urmannen i meg som får komme til ordet. Med lyd og bilde vinner jeg tilbake familiens ære!

- Hjelper det å gå til røttene?

- Ja, i det prehistoriske Europa kunne heller ikke kasteløse Kafir-menn regne med å få tulle rundt med punjab-damer.

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In Thailand this summer me and Bjoen had a nice beach party. Bjoen got his eyes one this Thai chick when the picture was taken.

I was wasted and my new 2 $ hat didn´t improve the condition. Anyway some of the locals thought bjoen was the new Elvis and he rocked the karaoke bar! I told them that I was his manager. we may move down there.

Seriously – I woke up with a terrible headache and Bjoen was missing! He had entered the wrong bungalow. Kicked in the door while singing “Mustang sally lick my belly”.

Next year we´ll come to your place. Hope you are ready for some Viking party

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”Psykedelisk sverdfekting rundt blodrødt solskinn på Hafrsfjord”. ”Sier filosofteolog bernaard, what so ever – ”det vear webadmir…host hark! La meg få seia deg ein ting! 60- og 70-åra var noko heilt for seg sjølve.

”Kremt.. Jeg befaler jernalderpizzeria!”

les mer her: Psykedelisk_rock

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In the absent of the Cyber Commander, who visits Abu Dhabi for the purpose of making great progress in his MasterCard abuse and misuse, I´ll reveal some verities.

• The tunes from B-0-T is truly making progress
• The “satan oh hoj” shows not only a incredible strengths in avoiding dull monotone and boring music…
• This time it is the executions that carries his musical expression. To some extent the melodies reminds me of Mari Boine.
• On his new song, “Statan oh hoj 2”, it is the first time B-0-T uses his imagineary language. B-0-T tells that “this language is not made by the brain, it is made by the heart and soul”.
• B-0-T is born in the small town Hægebostad (Norway).
• His debut came in 2007, under the pseudonym Bernaard, with the mp3-file “Bernaard_reads_a_poem”.
• “Bernaard_reads_a_poem” became a success much because of the clever logistics through B-0-Ts social networks and self-replicating viral processes (email addresses).

B-0-T is an important and famous personality in the figth for the rights of Mandrake the Magician. And a hell of a guardian of worlds gramática.

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Holmenkollen SkiJump Jump the Holmenkollen ski jump! Try the game from Visit Norway here!

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Just a few hours west of the Venezuelan capital of Caracas lies Puerto Colombia.

This smal quiet fishing village is a great place to spend a week or two. It has the Cloud Forest (only exist here and in Indonesia) with it’s many thousands of plants, insects, amphibias, birds and other animals. There are jungel excursions every day with knowledgeable guides.

The restaurants and bars gives good value. I’ll recommend the seafood (offcourse). A beer costs 1.000 (Mil) Bolivares (2/3 USD). The boattraffic to other villages and untouched beaches are performed by the fishermen. It’s interesting to see the sugar- and cacaoplantations. Likewise surfing on the Karibien waves gives voltage and excitement (not that I ever really managed it). The music is around every corner and it is the Karibien salsa- and folktunes. There are also some cool reggae musicians in town. And do not forget to send my greetings to the cheerfull Irish trubadur Jimmi (I’m your fan). This bloke, in his mid 60’s, plays tunes of Bob Dylan etc. with an amazing treatment of his five-two strings guitar and his harmonica!
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Early in the morning August 22nd, 2006 (however my 29th birthday), the cops in Bergen got an anonymous tip about a flying cow. The cow who fell from a bridge landed in the middle of the road beneath. The distance from the bridge to the road is approximately six meters according to the police. They think it waltzed over the railing, close to the bridge, and then trundled down a steep cliff.

The cow did not hit any people or cars and it´s in good shape according to the owner. The Lindås and Meland sheriff office reports that when they arrived the cow was standing on its feet looking confused…

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